Do you like baseball but hate football? Big fan of basketball but think you may die before even one baseball game finally finishes? How about watching grown men clobber one another into concussive states over a ball that in no way resembles a sphere?
We have dug into the depths of the internet and found a sport that has taken the best parts of all three and put them together into a violent jambalaya: fauxball.
The league is small, consisting of only six teams to begin, as a few teams’ admissions into the organization are still being reviewed and the rules and regulations to the game are not completely understood just yet. Plus, one team coach is currently indicted on racketeering charges.
Nevertheless, we will bring you play-by-play action every Saturday night right here on ShamRag!