Breaking News: Teenager Mocks ‘Dad Fashion;’ Wears Socks With Sandals Shamelessly

A proverbial millennial was caught openly mocking a middle-aged Minnesota gentleman about his socks and velcro sandals while simultaneously wearing his own. "Look at this fool," the millennial proclaimed, "lookin' all Hank Hill up in here." The middle-aged gentleman was wearing white socks with dark sandals. Our news team confronted the millennial, after observing that …